Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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