Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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