dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
