NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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