Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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