k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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