And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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