question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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