I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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