do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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