Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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