i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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