ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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