Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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