also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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