I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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