I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
