This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The ass gains better be worth it
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