U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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