i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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