She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
PANTIES FOUND
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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