fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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