It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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