No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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