Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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