STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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