So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
