thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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