i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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