My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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