The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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