Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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