Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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