Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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