I CAN MOONWALK!
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
