where am i from again
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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