why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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