Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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