That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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