So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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