My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Randomize
