It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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