capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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