your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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