At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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