Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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