I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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