Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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