As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i barfeds in our rink
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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