butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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